UrbanDictionary randomness

Instructions: Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.

1. YOUR NAME: BIANCA

Definition:
Bianca is an Italian name meaning fair and white
Bianca's are usually European and gorgeous with big boobs and sexy bodies.

Example:
Guy 1: Wow, look at that girl, shes fine.
Guy 2: Her name is Bianca. She is God's gift to the world :)

2. AGE: 18

Definition:

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Example:
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

3. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: KATRINA

Definition:
Crazy-assed bitch. When she first arrives, she's wet and wild. When she leaves, she takes the house, car and everything else in a 100 mile radius.

Example:
I ain't paying that bitch Katrina a dime in child support, that's for sure!

4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?: PACKING

Definition:
Adj. (gerundive form, by ellipsis from "to pack heat") Carrying a concealed firearm.

Example:
Son, you keep away from dat nigga Rakwan, you heah me? The foo' be packin' and he might just up and cap yo trash-talkin' ass one these days!

5. FAVORITE COLOR: PURPLE

Definition:
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

Example:
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!

6. FAVORITE NUMBER: 37

Definition:
Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.

Example:
It was a dark and stormy night. A tall dark man wanted to buy a newspaper but had only 37 cents.

7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: MARCH

Definition:
Month in which creative, laid back, dreamy, cool people were born.

Example:
She was born in march so she is creative, laid back, dreamy and cool.

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: EA

Definition:
An evil corporation set on buying every video game company till there is nothing left.

Example:
EA will buy your family and eat your children.

9. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: B

Definition:
A greeting to one of your homies.

Example:
What up B what been goin on.

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HOW RANDOM CAN YOU GET? HAHA

Type it away, babe.

Why am I still awake?
Kelangan matulog na 'ko. Maaga pa kami bukas.
Kamusta na kaya sila mama at papa sa hospital?
For sure pagod na pagod na si mama.
Sabi ko naman kasi, ako na lang mag-oovernight dun.
Oh well, andito na ako sa bahay eh.
Kamusta naman ang matagal-tagal na 'di pagpopost.
Sometimes kasi, nakakatamad na.
Wala namang nagbabasa.
Walang purpose.
Ay, may purpose pala.
Ano yun?
Pwede ako magsulat ng kahit ano dito.
Mr./Ms. Reader, for sure kilala mo naman ako 'di ba?
Kasi medyo imposible na mapadpad ka sa blogsite na ito kung hindi mo ko kilala.
Kamusta ang buhay ko?
Maayos naman.
Ganun pa din.
Di pa 'ko enrolled.
Well, payment na lang kulang.
Pero keri lang naman!
Si papa, nagkaroon ng appendicitis.
Delayed na naman yung alis niya.
Natetest talaga yung pasensya ko lalo na 'pag inaasikaso ko siya.
Medyo demanding kasi at iritable.
Kailangan ng mas mahabang patience.
Boo.
Pero ngayong ko nakikita kung gaano karami ang nagmamahal sa pamilya namin.
Lalo na kay papa.:)
'Pag ako kaya na-confine?
Sinong bibisita sa akin?
Ang pangit nung feeling na insecure kang wala kang maasahan.
Pero may point naman ako 'di ba?
Ang chaka ng dorm ko.
OVERLY.
Pangit facilities.
And to make things worse, I got the ugly spot sa room.
But I will get used to this rin naman.
Binabasa ko yung librong "He's just not that into you."
Wala lang.
Nakakatawa.
Andami ko nang alam about dating and relationships.
Medyo mahirap nga lang kasi US Persepective yung book.
Pero ok lang naman siya.

Naku, Today's Show na sa 2nd Avenue.